I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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