Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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