who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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