everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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