Nicole vs. Life
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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