So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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