i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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