We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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