There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Of course I have a pirate flag
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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