my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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