I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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