Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
