do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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