Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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