Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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