I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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