I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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