Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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