hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
