Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I want her autograph on my taint
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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