I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
