I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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