this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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