I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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