And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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