it hurts more in the daytime
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
is it fun? or sober?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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