I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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