Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(315): View more from New York

Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"

(406): View more from Montana

Midwestern nice.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.

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(806): View more from Texas

Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.

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(831): View more from California

ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.

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(702): View more from Nevada

good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.

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(917): View more from New York City

Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.

(310): View more from California

Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam

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(626): View more from California

I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.

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