He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
