i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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