He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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