Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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