I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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