The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The struggles of a small town man whore
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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