Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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