No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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