I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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