god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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