His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Randomize
