I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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