hell yes lets make some ravioli
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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