I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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