words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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