well most of my day revolves around power hour
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
