Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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