people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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