Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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