I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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