I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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