we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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