Whod you bang
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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