Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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