in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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