How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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